Your dog looks fat

I don't like it when people give me advice on my dogs. However well meaning it may be, nobody likes to be told that they're not a good parent. The thing is, I agree with everything that they say, I just don't like them to be the ones telling me. That's all. Of course, I'm guilty of this myself. I feel like I need to dole out advice to just about anybody having a dog.

Call me two-face. It's a vicious cycle that can't be stopped.